Text of "Blood Libel" Arab Program:
scene opens in a mock office of Ariel Sharon. He is sitting
at his desk. There is a skull next to him. There is an employee
with Sharon, depicted as an orthodox Jew with very long
sideburns. Imagine that the Sharon character continually
has an insane, angry look on his face.
Employee (Ehud): Mr. Sharon, you promised me a raise
at the end of the year.
Sharon: True, but only under the condition that you
won't bother me.
E: Mr. Sharon, did I bother you?
S: You ask me while I'm sitting down; you are bothering
me. Go away.
E: Mr. Sharon, a raise!
S: Enough! What raise? There isn't such a thing as
a raise! The country is in a state of war now - no raise!
Instead, we will have to go to bring stuff to sell to the
Arabs. Take the money from the Arabs, produce Israeli merchandise
on the same basis as foreign merchandise, and sell it to
the Arabs. We'll take their money, and we'll buy tanks,
missiles and bombs. Think, Ehud - all you think about is
E: Mr. Sharon, the raise I'm asking, will it crumble
S: You lame brain, you have to understand something
- economic war should walk hand in hand with nuclear war.
Someone might think that Sharon put all his resources in
E: What do you mean, Mr. Sharon? Molotov cocktail?
(Sharon holds a wine bottle).
S: No, this isn't a Molotov cocktail - look closely.
S: This isn't dynamite. This bottle is cold and delicious.
E: Mr. Sharon, explain it to me.
S: I've talked with the experts to produce a cold
and soothing bottle. A little Arab blood. So we'll drink
the Arab blood. It contains blood, preservatives, a little
diet material, but I'm still confused - I can't quite find
the proper name for this drink. We're looking for a specific
name - it has to be a big name. We'll make a big campaign
- a propaganda campaign. Open your mind - "I want a raise"
-Think bigger. I'm willing to give you shares in this company,
but only if your brain works. Work this brain of yours,
that is if you have one.
Scene: a group of men around a table, with Sharon at the
head, insane and hyper, laughing like a maniac.
1: "Nova cola".
2: No, "Blood cola".
3: "Petty cola".
Sharon: No, I've got the best name. What do you think
- That's it! The name will be "Dra-cola." Dra-cola. Cartoon
-showing an evil looking man with horns, holding a can above
his head, pouring the blood into his mouth. The blood splatters
all over his face as he drinks with glee. There is a Jewish
star on his chest. There is a song that goes with this scene:
Dra-cola, my friend/ for all friends/ (Repeat)/ Don't drink
milk/ you're in Tel-Aviv/ don't drink anything except Dra-cola,
my friend/ The original drink from Arabic blood/ Main distributor
-Ariel Sharon and partners/
Scene: Sharon with Israeli soldiers. One at each side of
him. The camera pans to a scene of other Israeli soldiers
urinating on a wall. As the camera moves beyond the urinating
soldiers we see other soldiers about to shoot Arab prisoners.
Sharon: Enjoy the killing, so we'll drink blood;
we want blood for the Dra-cola factory. What are you waiting
for? Go on - fire! (Shooting) Well done, well done. You
know every time I recall those happy days it makes me feel
good, so good. When Menachem Sharon (Begin) asked me, "Sharon,
what would you like for your 20th birthday?", I told him
I want as a present 20 Arab children so we will draw their
and drink it. It was one of my best nights.
"True story that occurred in 1944" The Sharon character
is standing over a fire, telling other people to throw children
into the burning fire. They throw dolls into the fire. Sharon:
It's my birthday, throw it, throw it! Scene: Back to the
office, where Sharon and Ehud are shown to be drinking blood
together. The telephone rings. The phone is a gun. When
Sharon holds the gun to his head, it looks as though he
is about to shoot
Sharon: Ehud, this is one of the best moments in
my life - drink up, drink Dra-cola. (RING) Hello, Esther?
Dra-cola factory? Ah, Dracula the vampire. Esther, put him
through. Dracula, my friend - you have something?
Dracula: (Bloody, crazy looking angry Dracula character)
Sharon, Sharon, bewitched blood thief. How dare you use
my name and prepare a drink behind my back and distribute
it without telling me? Sharon, Sharon, I'll send you to
a thousand dooms.
S: Dracula, my friend, I didn't mean to harm you.
If you want a small percentage of the sales, I've got no
problem with it. This is your friend Sharon. We are both
vampires. I have some Dra-cola.
D: Listen to me, Sharon, you'll come tonight after
nightfall. Bring it to me immediately, do you understand?
We'll even things out. If you don't come tonight, I will
come to you myself. Do you understand!?! But be warned -
come by yourself. Clear?
S: I don't think he just wants to talk. He talks
with great anger.
Ehud: Don't worry, Mr. Sharon. You know Dracula,
you know his capability. Once you give him blood, you're
safe from his evil.
S: I'm not sure. I've got to visit him. Mind the
E: (To self) I hope he bites you.
Scene: In Dracula's "house." Dracula emerges from
one of the coffins in the room.
Sharon: Dracula, my friend? (repeat) Dracula, my
friend, it's me - Sharon. I've arrived. Here you go, my
friend. (Hands Dracula a wine bottle, filled with blood)
Dracula: I'm not going to drink even one drop. Why
is it that you use my name and profit behind my back? I,
who sucks the blood of the world. How dare you come and
suck my blood?
S: Dracula, my friend, this is not intentional.
D: What do you bring?
S: A bottle containing Arab blood for you to drink.
D: I don't drink out of a bottle. I don't drink blood
that I don't know, Sharon.
S: What do you drink?
D: I want a present from you.
S: What present? Just name it, I am at your service.
D: I want warm blood that runs in veins.
S: No, No, I ...Dracula!
Dracula bites Sharon in the neck.
Newscaster: Here are the news. Dracula, the international
vampire, was found dead after he was poisoned by sucking
dirty blood, cold and filthy. The terrorist Sharon claimed